It's the night before a massive battle and Laird Rory McAllen is pleasuring the lassies one last time. He knows the morrow will not go well for him and his men. But later, in the starlit silence of a Scottish night, he receives a strange visitor with an even stranger suggestion. Rory is needed by those who oversee the Universe. The Guardians of Time have use for his skills. He will survive – but somewhere and somewhen else.
Thus Laird McAllen finds himself on a star cruiser assigned to educate one Major Boralle North about her own sexuality so that she can triumph at the Sexual Olympics about to be held on Frallien IV.
Rory teaches Boralle so many things, and learns from her in his turn. But all is not well in this section of the quadrant and a threat is growing that could disrupt planetary affiliations for generations to come. Together, Boralle and Rory must thwart nefarious villains, triumph in the Olympiad and restore cosmic balance. All while falling in love with each other. Piece of intergalactic cake. After all, they have Rory's broadsword, an inability to keep their hands off each other, and the Guardians of Time for occasional tips. What more do they need? Well, incredible sex might be nice...oh wait. They've got that already...
Enjoy the passion, the humor and the homage to a certain hitchhiker's guide in this off-the-wall sexy/science fiction/time travel/comedy/romance. Yep, really.