Are you single and desperately need a date for that work function, your brother's wedding, your mother's retirement party?
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Rent-A-Danny. I'm the perfect arm candy, and I'll pretend to be whatever you want me to be, for a price. And I'll rock your world if you ask nicely.
No, wait, that's not what my super hot manager, Ronnie Frost, told me to say. Although some of my clients have used that term when describing my dating advice.
Yeah, that's right: I'm a dating guru. I help people find their happy ever after. And I've never had a dissatisfied customer.
Except maybe myself. Problem is: the woman I want is my manager. And she swears business and pleasure don't mix.